Sunday, March 18, 2007

Bi polar

One day in the park where uncle Chik Chaq likes to hang out he was, as usual, telling random crazy stories from his past, when a small unsuspecting little girl came up to uncle Chik Chaq and showed a slight bit of interest in one of his bizarre stories. Little Isabelle Ortiz did not know what she was getting herself into. Uncle Chik Chaq ranted for almost an hour concluding his story with the line, "And I saved that whole family from a horrific fiery death with my bear hands while naked." Innocent little Isabelle was curious about were Uncle Chik Chaq's family was, so she asked. Uncle Chik Chaq turned his head with a fiery eye glaring at poor little Isabelle, just the look Uncle Chik Chaq shot at Isabelle was enough to make a six year old cry. Then with out any warning Uncle Chik Chaq broke into a spree of rage driven insults directed at this poor innocent six year old girl. Isabelle fled the scene out of pure fear while she heard Uncle Chik Chaq voice fade away in the distance, "A man's family is his his own damn business not some stupid little girls!"

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